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Cephalopod Plans for Earth’s Surface Ruined by Human

Early Tuesday Morning, A Two-Spotted Octopus at the Santa Monica Aquarium managed to re-route sea-water into the offices of its land-based captors, in an attempt to make the Planet’s surface habitable for Sea-dwellers.

This first attempt at making tasty land walkers more accessible to Cephalopod kind was foiled by Brianne Emhiser who in her page, claims to dislike having enemies, even though her recent action has all but killed her approval rating amongst oceanic flora and fauna alike.

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