“We shall see that at which dogs howl in the dark, and that at which cats prick up their ears after midnight. We shall see these things, and other things which no breathing creature has yet seen. We shall overleap time, space, and dimensions, and without bodily motion peer to the bottom of creation!”
Slow or dormant pineal gland? Unable to see Ultraviolet? Ever wonder what is out there in the ether swimming about your head, crawling on your dinner plate?
The Resonator is guaranteed to solve these and other problems!
… Unfortunately, due to a recent accident, the actual resonator itself is currently unavailable.
Quality metallic luster coated prints commemorating its first use, however, are available. These 5×7 prints have an archival rating of 200+ years, and are printed the same size as the original engraving by Myke Amend, on heavy metallic stock, in quality archival pigment inks, with a UV-resistant and scratch resistant coating!
Order yours now!… wait! Stand still for just a moment, I urge you! Okay, it has passed on to the other room. Okay, Order yours now, before it comes back!
